NON-CON FAN REACTION PREDICTIONS (the bored, ridiculous off-season edition):
9-0
Patsos gets a standing ovation any time he walks into Maestro's. Times Union Center considers building on a third mezzanine to accommodate all the ticket requests.
message board quotes:
"There are only 5 undefeated teams in the entire country! How are we not in the Top 25?!"
"SF Austin dominated a weak schedule last year, and their season turned out pretty well. I’d sign up for that in a heartbeat"
"I really wish they played Wolfe more."
"The MAAC is shaking in their boots"
"It all comes down to three days in March"
8-1
Under Armour starts making Jimmy Patsos custom ties that absorb sweat, so he can wipe off his forehead during games and still look presentable on television. The campaign to have 6 players on Siena make the all-MAAC team begins.
message board quotes: "To think, we were one Imoh Silas goal-tend away from being 9-0!"
"That Radford team is going to win their conference and make that loss not so bad anyway"
"The MAAC is probably shaking in their boots!"
"It all comes down to three days in March"
7-2
Debate about capping off seating/attendance at the TUC reaches fever pitch. Student section starts to learn how to pronounce "Brandwijk".
message board quotes: "To think, we were one Imoh Silas goal-tend and one missed Evan Hymes dunk away from being 9-0!"
"This team is right where we want them to be."
"It all comes down to three days in March"
6-3
Stats about how the last time we had a winning non-con record we made the NCAA's start to surface. Fans chanting "MVP" when Robbie Poole is taking free throws.
message board quotes: "Relax everyone, we're only one Imoh Silas goal-tend, a missed Evan Hymes dunk, and a questionable Jimmy Paige block/charge call away from being 9-0."
"These games are great learning moments for the team, they're young and it's good to see the Freshman get so many minutes"
"It all comes down to three days in March"
5-4
Lavon Long and Marquis Wright both averaging double-doubles in wins, both foul out in every loss. Fans start questioning Jimmy's substitution pattern.
message board quotes: "Look at the KenPom ranks for the teams that have beat us, these won't be that bad of losses come March" (admittedly this will probably be me).
"Jimmy needs to play Wolfe more."
"It all comes down to three days in March"
4-5
Brett Bisping averaging 20/10 (20 rebounds/10 charges drawn), Jimmy shows Cameron Gottfried how to sub in with enthusiasm, Ryan Oliver laughs and says "Welcome to the show, kid."
message board quotes: "I can't figure this team out. Beat UMASS and St. Bonaventure, lose to Cornell and Loyola?! Jimmy's got to do something about this."
"It could be worse guys, I mean we're only one Imoh Silas goal-tend, a missed Evan Hymes dunk, a questionable Jimmy Paige block/charge call, a lane violation on a JO Free throw, and a 20 point drubbing away from being 9-0."
"It all comes down to three days in March"
3-6
Siena can't win a road game. Patrick Cole wondering why he still isn't starting.
message board quotes: "Not winning "up" recruiting battles is starting to come back and bite us"
"Wasn't this supposed to be an easy non-conference schedule?
"It all comes down to three days in March"
2-7
Siena considers blacking out televised home games for the safety of viewers' eyes. Maurice White lone bright spot of struggling team.
message board quotes: "Jimmy's shtick is starting to grow old"
"It could be worse, at least we crushed UAlbany"
"It all comes down to three days in March"
1-8
Donors ask for their money back for the ARC renovation donation.
message board quotes: “Why isn’t Wolfe starting?”
"Anyone want to buy my all-session MAAC Tournament passes?"
0-9
message board quotes: *crickets*
"Will Jimmy still be here when it all comes down to three days in March?"
Happy Friday, everyone.